Monday, August 31, 2009

Brittany The Doctor Is In

Found in notes. Dated 02.20.09. Patient: anonymous for their privacy. [pronounced "priv-acy"]


Symptoms
deep-rooted congestion
sore throat
red, itchy, burning eyes
post-nasal drip
slightly warm, maybe 1.2 degrees above average
dryness - mouth, esp.
discharge from eyes
slight mental confusion - as reported
impaired judgement
fatigued
achy
numbness in L arm - pinky/ring finger to elbow
17 hours - 11:00pm

Diagnosis
fever
pink eye
heart attack

Suggestions
bed rest and laughter with bouts of melancholy

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