Haikus For Your Birthday

Today is the 200th anniversary of both Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin, but also Chelsea's 23rd. In honor of all these celebrations I have penned (er... typed? - no i penned first) a few haikus in their honor.

Lincoln
Four score and sev'n years,
A speech I'll never forget
Your hat was the bomb

Darwin
Didn't read your book
You said the strongest survive
I'm glad dinos died.

Chelsea
Happy birthday Chels!
You used to be my roommate
Now you are married